Here are cut’pastes of some recent examples of the more important :-) SPAM I have received:
Dr. joel: hi – I write to inform you that your diplomat has been arrived in your airport with your package, his name…
microsoft office 2013 activator: Hello! I’m at work browsing your blog from my new apple iphone! Just wanted to say I love reading your blog and look forward to all your posts! Keep up the superb work!
Mrs. Maureen Samuleh: Consignment valued of US$7,500,000 Million – Consignment valued of US$7500000 Million / Registration No: DSU/426/RF/083. This is to inform you…
(? a writing enthusiast ?): Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something informative to read?
(What video? And, I do hate to throw away my intelligence.)
florida kitchen design ideas: All that excess off, and moving animals can go through kitchen renovation your units any time if the storage and the width of the cabinet and use sleek kitchen cabinet pulls or even no pulls at all.
(I like the idea of animals being able to move around the kitchen unencumbered and having easy access to the Oreos; and you never know when a cow or lion needs to raid the frige late at night.)
(This next one could be the start of an interesting flash fiction piece on travel apps; note ‘inn’.)
(?): Dick’s head was wrapped inn bandages, and his arm placed in a free coupons.
Oh, the definitions of the ‘very’ common English terms I used in the SPAM acronym:
Sabin: unit of acoustic absorption of one square foot of a perfect absorber.
Paragram: play on words in which letters are changed.
Absurdism: doctrine that we live in an irrational universe.
Mnemonist: one from whose memory nothing is erased.